Willow Farm

If You Go Down to Willow Farm,

to Look For Butterflies, Flutterbyes, Gutterflies

Open Your Eyes, It's Full of Surprise, Everyone Lies,

Like the Focks On the Rocks,

and the Musical Box.

Oh, There's Mum & Dad, and Good and Bad,

and Everyone's Happy to Be Here.

There's Winston Churchill Dressed in Drag,

He Used to Be a British Flag, Plastic Bag, What a Drag.

the Frog Was a Prince, the Prince Was a Brick, the Brick Was An

Egg,

the Egg Was a Bird.

(Fly Away You Sweet Little Thing, They're Hard On Your Tail)

Hadn't You Heard?

(They're Going to Change You Into a Human Being!)

Yes, We're Happy As Fish and Gorgeous As Geese,

and Wonderfully Clean in the Morning.

We've Got Everything, We're Growing Everything,

We've Got Some In

We've Got Some Out

We've Got Some Wild Things Floating About

Everyone, We're Changing Everyone,

You Name Them All,

We've Had Them Here,

and the Real Stars Are Still to Appear.

All Change!

Feel Your Body Melt;

Mum to Mud to Mad to Dad

Dad Diddley Office, Dad Diddley Office,

You're All Full of Ball.

Dad to Dam to Dum to Mum

Mum Diddley Washing, Mum Diddley Washing,

You're All Full of Ball.

Let Me Hear You Lies, We're Living This Up to the Eyes.

Ooee-ooee-ooee-oowaa

Momma I Want You Now.

and As You Listen to My Voice

to Look For Hidden Doors, Tidy Floors, More Applause.

You've Been Here All the Time,

Like It Or Not, Like What You Got,

You're Under the Soil (The Soil, the Soil),

Yes, Deep in the Soil (The Soil, the Soil, the Soil!).

So We'll End With a Whistle and End With a Bang

and All of Us Fit in Our Places.