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Artist: Red Razor
Canonical path: /red-razor/wish-you-were-beer
Related lyric paths: 6
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Wish You Were Beer
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Wish You Were Beer
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No, it's not up to you to tell
The difference between heaven and hell
I'm tired of your disgrace, I’m tired of your misplace
And we have no room to dwell
You talk too much, you lie
And that's your miserable life
The sound of your voice drive me nuts
I hope your tongue is cut with a knife
Give me a beer, I need a beer
I wish you were, I wish you were, I wish you were beer!
Shut up, shut up, I wish you were beer!
I wish you were, I wish you were, I wish you were beer!
Shut up, shut up, I wish you were beer!
I would trade all of your bullshit
For a pint of a cold brew
I'm tired of your complaints, I’m tired of your mistakes
Useless stupid bitch
Everytime you start to talk
Is like a chainsaw buzzing in a Saturday morning
The difference between you and inteligence
Is the same between black and white
The state of being stupid is your quality
No capacity for reasoning
I'm tired of your disease, I’m tired of your beliefs
Can’t help you no more!
You think you are smart enough to talk
But your lack of sense is disturbing
You talk a lot of shit, act like a fool
You’d better get the fuck out
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