Reginasaurus

if I was a dinosaur

I'd be a reginasurus

and if I knew a million english words

I'd publish my own spektor's thesaurus

if I was born in the merry month of may

then I would be a taurus

and if I had some extra time on my hands, then I'd

surely join a chorus

if I was a philosophy

I'd be registentionalism

and if people spoke using quotes of me

they'd say reginaisms

if I was a religion, then my church

would surely have a schism

there'd be regewish and registian and regislam and reguddist and regatheist

but they'd still be friends

if I was a great big city

I'd be reginapolis

no one would be sickly or achey

in my thriving metropolis

unless of course they came down with bad case of

reginitis

a heartache and a headache and a sunburn and a little bit of

acute gastritis

but if I was a dinosaur

I'd be a reginasaurus

if I was a dinosaur

I'd be a reginasurus

and if I knew a million english words

I'd have my own spektor's thesaurus

if I was born in the merry month of may

then I would be a taurus

and if I had some extra time on my hands, then I'd

surely join a chorus