Teacher Crush

You say you've got a teacher crush

and you tell me about the gentle rush

How you wanna be the numbers

in her mathematical world

I think you want too much

You could never give her enough

She's just your teacher,

not some beautiful beautiful girl

Now I think she's typical

Somewhat still likeable

Despite these equations

She is dragging us through

but her voice takes your breath away

as we're standing in the hallway

I can see you staring as she's leaving the leaving the room

Oh we both know you hate algebra

and school never mattered much to you

So the way you're going on about

This stuff makes me wonder about

this teacher crush

This crazy little teacher crush

Consider your teacher crush

The kind of feeling that'll

make you blush

You try so hard to find

the slope of her slope of her line

You wonder about her family life

and I wonder if you realize

these kinds of things will

drive you out of your out of your mind

'cause it's all hopeless anyhow

you know that the teacher's lounge

is closed, so you better find

a way to get your heart unstuck

from something like a teacher crush

You say you're just a rare romantic

but one as rare as this

he rarely wins

So boy, if you want some of my advice,

just keep your fractions simplified

and please for your happiness,

don't try to build a lasting love

from nothing but a teacher crush