Clean Jeans

You take the same walk home from school everyday

And I’m staying inside, watching TV and hiding away

You got a death wish

That’s not my problem

Whatever, so what if I’m boring

I like it that way

You’re looking real clean in your jeans and it’s making me sick

And I haven’t showered since Tuesday and my shoes are too big

I don’t give a shit

Maybe that’s my problem

Whatever, so what if I’m lazy

I like it that way

You’re jerking off to Al Jazeera and making your bed

And I could be at CrossFit like you, but I’d rather be dead

I’ll say it first: I think you’re the worst

So what if I’m young?

You’re no fun and I hate you the most