Grumpy Old Man

Hi! It's okay

Look over the fence

There's things over there

That I know you don't know about yet

Listen

I'm so defensive there are things over there that I do not know about, yeah

I'm so defensive I get caught up in the modern day, the fishing net that's pulling at my feet

I'm so defensive I got bongos

Thumping in my chest and something tells me they don't beat for me

And I'm so defensive I got egg shells on my doorstep and I don't give second chances easily

I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater

Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater

You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better

Than me and you and me and me

I'm so defensive I got boobies on my booty

I got feelings in my feelings

I got violets on my violence, yeah

I'm so defensive I got fire in my fire

I got whiskey in my shower

Got my dancing feet on fleek

I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater

Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater

You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better

Than me and you and me and me

I'm so defensive I've got eggshells around me

I love romance, but I got eggshells around me

I'm on the fence and I got eggshells around me

Don't step on 'em, don't step on 'em, don't step on 'em

Don't step on me!

Bo Diddley bought his babe a diamond ring

And if that diamond ring don't shine

He gonna take it to a private eye

If that private eye can't see

He'd better not take the ring from me

I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater

Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater

You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better

Than me and you and me and me