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Artist: Ren & Stimpy
Canonical path: /ren-stimpy/log-blues-log-theme
Related lyric paths: 6
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Log Blues Log Theme
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Log Blues Log Theme
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ANNOUNCER: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need the all-new
International Log. Just pull its twig and you'll turn your Log into a
talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues.
There's French.
FRENCH GIRL: Allez-vien mon coo-coo!
Announcer: German.
GERMAN GUY: Raspeduch, strudel.
ANNOUNCER: Svenish.
SVEN: I am a bearded lady.
ANNOUNCER: And of course New York-ese.
NEW YORKER: Hey, can't you see I'm walking here?
ANNOUNCER: Yes, Log. All nations have Log. So, hurry now to your local
store and be the first in your country to have the International Log.
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs...
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, Lo-og
It's better than bad
It's good!!!
FRENCH GIRL: Tout le monde aime le Log!
SVEN: Yah. It's really fun.
NEW YORKER: I got your log right here.
Everyone needs a log
Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it
Log
MR. HORSE: Yes sir, I like it
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