Ren's Pecs

It's sure lonely around here ever since Ren got his pectoral implants and

went to Hollywood.

I've never asked for anything just your happiness

And now that you have found it I should be glad, I guess

But I've played in my littler box as long as I can

And I would give most anything just to hear, "What is it man?"

I know you've got your pecs now and gone on to bigger things

But before you go and flex now there's a cat at home who sings

That each and ever day and night he misses his best friend

And I only need to see you once to make this feeling end

No matter where you go, no matter what you do

Remember there's a little bit of Stimpy's butt in you

And just once when you strike a pose could you think of me?

'Cause when I scratch my rear I think of how it used to be

The house is much too quiet now that I don't hear your voice

And you know that I'd be with you if I only had my choice

But I know I will smile again when I see your name in lights

And when they talk about you I'll tell them

That I knew you when you were just Ren