Colorado

I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado (hmm)

Sit around and get high, sippin' some white wine out the bottle (bottle)

I threw my phone into a lake

And watch it sink to a better place, down at the bottom

I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado

'Cause maybe there I'd like myself, work on my mental health

Might even feel compelled to sing karaoke

Down at the local dive and meet some young ex-wife

Wе'd start a brand-new life and nevеr be lonely

Swear to God, I am going

Not that far, but I know I won't

Yeah, I know I won't

Who am I kiddin', I'm addicted to the chip on my shoulder (hmm)

I like it best breakin' a sweat, so I go somewhere that is colder

And I'll admit it would be nice to meet some guy who's not my type

And move to boulder

But I think I'll probably hate my life if I lived in Colorado

'Cause maybe there I'd like myself, work on my mental health

Might even feel compelled to finally let go

But it's an empty dream, that shit's not meant for me

I'd choose the devil I know over the heaven I don't

Swear to God, I am going

Not that far, but I know I won't

Yeah, I know I won't (I know I won't)

Yeah, I know I tell myself I'm leavin'

This is hell, but I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)

Yeah, I'll stay right here

I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)

I'll stay right here (it's all right here)

I'll stay right here (I'm used to having)

Yeah, I'll stay right here (I'll stay right, I'll stay right here)

I'll stay right here