Christmas Bells (Various Locations, St. Marks Place)

Five homeless people christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are singing

On tv - at saks

Squeegeeman

Honest living, honest living

Honest living, honest living

Honest living, honest living

Five homeless people

Can't you spare a dime or two

Here but for the grace of god go you

You'll be merry

I'll be merry

Tho' merry ain't in my vocabulary

No sleighbells

No santa claus

No yule log

No tinsel

No holly

No hearth

No

Soloist

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

All five

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

No room at the holiday inn

Oh no

And it's beginning to snow

Vendors

Hats, bats, shoes, booze

Mountain bikes, potpourri

Leather bags, girlie mags

Forty-fives, azt

Vendor #1

No one's buying

Feel like crying

All

No room at the holiday inn

Oh no

And it's beginning to snow

Vendor #2

How about a fur -

In perfect shape

Owned by an mba from uptown

I got a tweed

Broken in by a greedy

Broker who went broke

And then broke down

Collins

You don't have to do this

Angel

Hush your mouth

It's christmas

Collins

I do not deserve you, angel

Give - give

All you do is give

Give me some way to show

How you've touched me so

Angel

Wait - what's on the floor?

Let's see some more

No - no - no...

Angel

Kiss me -

It's beginning to snow

Mark

She said

"would you light my candle?"

And she put on a pout

And she wanted you

To take her out tonight?

Roger

Right

Mark

She got you out!

Roger

She was more than okay

But i pushed her away

It was bad - i got mad

And i had to get her

Out of my sight

Mark

Wait, wait, wait -

You said she was sweet

Roger

Let's go eat -

I'll just get fat

It's the one vice left

When you're dead meat

Roger

There - that's her

Mark

Maureen?

Roger

Mimi!

Mark

Whoa!

Roger

I should go.

Both

Hey -

It's beginning to snow

Police officers

I'm dreaming of a white, right christmas

Mimi & junkies

Follow the man,follow the man

With his pockets full of the jam

Follow the man,follow the man

Help me out, daddy

If you can

Got any d man?

The man

I'm cool

Mimi & junkies

Got any c man?

The man

I'm cool

Mimi & junkies

Got any x

Any smack

Any horse

Any jugie boogie, boy

Any blow?

Roger

Hey

Mimi

Hey

Roger

I just want to say

I'm sorry for the way -

Mimi

Forget it

Roger

I blew up

Can i make it up to you?

Mimi

How?

Roger

Dinner party?

Mimi

That'll do

The man

Hey lover-boy - cutie pie

You steal my client - you die

Roger

You didn't miss me

You won't miss her

You'll never lack for customers

Junkies

I'm willin'

I'm illin'

I gotta get my sickness off

Gotta run, gotta ride

Gotta gun, gotta hide

Gotta go

The man

And it's beginning to snow

Benny

Wish me luck alison

The protest is on

Coat vendor

L.l bean,

Geoffrey beene,

Burburry zip out lining

Junkies

Got any c man?

Got any d man?

Got any b man?

Got any crack?

Got any x?

Squeegeeman

Honest living -

Roger

Mark, this is mimi -

Mark & mimi

Hi

Roger

She'll be dining - with us

Coat vendor

Here's a new arrival

The man

That is an ounce

Vendors

Hats, dats, bats

Collins

That's my coat!

Coat vendor

We give discounts

Mark

I think we've met

Angel

Let's get a better one

Collins

It's a sham

Mimi

That's what he said

The man

I said it's a gram!

Collins

But she's a thief!

Angel

But she brought us together

Benny

Which investor is coming?

Collins

I'll take the leather

Benny

Your father? - damn!

Homeless & vendors

Christmas bells are swinging

Christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are singing

In my dreams - next year

Once you donate you can go

Celebrate in tuckahoe

You'll feel cheery

I'll feel cheery

Tho' i don't really know that theory

No bathrobe

No steuben glass

No cappuccino makers

No pearls, no diamonds

No "chestnuts roasting on an open fire"

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

No room at the holiday inn, oh no -

Police officers

I'm dreaming of a right christmas

Just like the ones

I used to know

Jingle bells - prison cells

Fa la la la - fa la la la

You have the right to remain

Silent night holy night

Fall on your knees

Oh night divine

You'll do some time

Fa la la la la

Fa la la la la

Junkies

Got any c man?

Got any d man?

Got any b man?

Got any x? - crack?

I'm willin' -- i'm illin'

Gotta get my sickness off

C-d help me

Follow the man, follow the man

Follow the man

Jugie boogie - jugie boogie

Follow the man, follow the man

Any crack any x

Any jugie boogie boy

Any blow any x

Any jugie boogie boy

Got any d man, got any c man

Got any crack, any x

Any jugie boogie?

Coat vendor

Twenty-five

Angel

Fifteen

Coat vendor

Twenty-five

Angel

Fifteen

Coat vendor

Twenty-five

Angel

Fifteen

Coat vendor

No way

Twenty-four

Angel

Fifteen

Coat vendor

Twenty-four

Angel

Fifteen

Coat vendor

Twenty-four

Angel

Fifteen

Coat vendor

Not today

Twenty-three

Angel

Fifteen

Coat vendor

Twenty-three

Angel

Fifteen

Coat vendor

Twenty-three

Angel

Fifteen

It's old

Coat vendor

Twenty-two

Angel

Fifteen

Coat vendor

Twenty-one

Angel

Fifteen

Coat vendor

Seventeen

Angel

Fifteen

Coat vendor

Fifteen

Angel & coat vendor

Sold!

Mark & roger

Let's

Go to

The lot

Maureen's performing

Mimi

Who's maureen?

Roger

His ex

Mark

But i am over her

Roger

Let's

Not

Hold hands yet

Mimi

Is that a warning?

All three

He - you - i

Just

Need(s)

To take it slow

I should tell you

I should tell you

I should tell you

I should tell you

I should tell you i...

All

And it's beginning to

And it's beginning to

And it's beginning to -

Maureen

Joanne

Which way to the stage?

All

Snow!!!