Happy New Year (The Street)

MIMI

How long till next year?

ROGER

Three and half minutes

MIMI

I'm giving up my vices

I'm going back, back to school

Eviction or not

This week's been so hot

That long as I've got you

I know I'll be cool

I couldn't crack the love code, dear

'Til you made the lock on my heart explode

It's gonna be

A happy new year

A happy new year

MARK

Coast is clear

You're supposed to be working

That's for midnight

Where are they?

There isn't much time

MIMI

Maybe they're dressing

I mean what does one wear That's apropos for a party -

That's also a crime

MAUREEN

Chips, anyone?

MARK

You can take the girl

Out of Hicksville

But you can't take the Hicksville out of the girl

MAUREEN

My riot got you on TV

I deserve a royalty

MIMI

Be nice, you two

Or no God-awful champagne

MAUREEN

Don't mind if I do

No luck?

ROGER

Bolted plywood

Padlocked with a chain

A total dead end

MAUREEN

Just like my ex-girlfriend

(on the cellular phone) Honey...?

I know you're there ...

Please pick up the phone

Are you okay?

It's not funny

It's not fair

How can I atone?

Are you okay?

I lose control

But I can learn to behave

Give me one more chance

Let me be your slave

I'll kiss your Doc Martens

Let me kiss your Doc Martens

Your every wish I will obey

JOANNE

That might be okay

Down girl

Heel...stay

I did a bit of research

With my friends at legal aid

Technically, you're squatters

There's hope

But just in case

MARK & JOANNE

Rope

MARK

We can hoist a line -

JOANNE

To the fire escape -

MARK

And tie off at

MARK & JOANNE

That bench!

MAUREEN

I can't take them as chums

JOANNE

Start hoisting...wench

ROGER

I think I should be laughing

Yet I forget

Forget how to begin

I'm feeling something inside

And yet I still can't decide

If I should hide

Or make a wide-open grin

Last week

I wanted just to disappear

My life was dust

But now it just may be

A happy new year

A happy new year

COLLINS

Bond - James Bond

ANGEL

And Pussy Galore - in person

MIMI

Pussy - you came prepared

ANGEL

I was a boy scout once

And a brownie

'Til some brat got scared

COLLINS

Aha! Moneypenny - my martini!

MIMI

Will bad champagne do?

ROGER

That's shaken - not stirred

COLLINS

Pussy - the bolts

ANGEL

Just say the word!

MIMI

Two minutes left to execute our plan

COLLINS

Where's everyone else?

ROGER

Playing Spiderman

MARK

Ironic close up: tight

On the phone machine's red light

Once the Boho boys are gone

The power mysteriously comes on