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Artist: The Rentals
Canonical path: /rentals/teen-beat-cosmonaut
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Teen Beat Cosmonaut
Read Teen Beat Cosmonaut lyrics by The Rentals on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Teen Beat Cosmonaut
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Stranded out in the cosmos
Just an ancient astronaut, floating through the galaxy, flying solo
Voted Hottest Astronaut Alive
By the people at People Magazine in Nineteen-Ninety mother fucking Five
So, goodbye, my big blue shining star
I'm gonna miss you a lot
I'm your Teen Beat Cosmonaut
Left here in an obsolete machine
When NASA lost its funding from the Congress, they forgot about Little Old Steve
And now there’s no fuel to get home
But all these dirty little girls keep sending dirty little pictures and videos
So, goodbye, my big blue shining star
I'm gonna miss you a lot
I'm your Teen Beat Cosmonaut
So, goodbye, my big blue shining star
I'm gonna miss you a lot
I'm your Teen Beat Cosmonaut
Godspeed
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