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Artist: RETARD-O-BOT
Canonical path: /retard-bot/the-auctioneer
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The Auctioneer
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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The Auctioneer
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Okay..
Were gonna start the bidding at 100 dollars
can i get 100? i see 100
125? 125
150? yes you there in the back
175? 175
200 dollars? you for 200 dollars
Do i hear 225? 225
250?
300?
going once
going twice
SOLD
Sold to the man with the faggot hair
sold to the man with the faggy hair
sold to the man, back there
sold to the man with the faggy hair
(I'm the man with the faggy hair)
sold to the man with the faggy hair
sold to the man back with the faggy hair..in the back.. with the faggy hair.. its sold to you
Im the man with the faggy hair
and i dont think you're fair
cause im the man with the faggy hair and im not bidding on that chair
its a piece of shit, i sat on it and it made my ass hurt
it smells like a piece of shit, and i dont want any part of it
I'm the man with the faggy hair, get away because im not there
I'm not buying that piece of shit chair
because it smells like poo
but its sold to you
(no its not)
i sold the item straight to you, sir
(no its not)
500 dollars you said you'd pay, now pay bitch
(i dont wanna pay)
sold to the man with the faggy hair
thats you (not me)
way back there, in the poopy chair
(not meee) I dont care
sold to the man with the faggy hair
(not me)
sold to the man with the faggy hair
(not me)
back there, way back there in the poo poo chair
(not me)
look at him back there sayin he aint bought that shit
(i didnt)
its sold to you, its sold to you
(asshole)
you put your hand up, and said you agreed to buy it
(you're mistaking me for someone else)
sold to you, it was sold to you
(it wasnt)
sold to the man with the faggy hair
(it wasnt sold to me asshole)
well, you agreed to buy it now pay for it.
Next item up for bid, we'll start the bidding at 100 dollars.
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