Bandits

(Reverend)

Spin for feature or I hold for fruit

I need two more nudges and I'll drop the loot

Sure I'll jack it almost anytime

Here's a voice creeping from behind

(Tim)

No, no mate you wanna' hold the pears

Cos I've been watching you from over by the stairs

Turbocash is cool you wanna' let 'em spin

But if the hoppers full you're guaranteed a win

(Reverend)

No, no mate why don't you understand

I've got a scheme a plan I've got it all in hand

I need a no-lose or an extra life

And me mobile's ringing. It's me wife

(Laura)

Where are you Jon what time will you be home

I've been trying to call just get your answerphone

I've told you once, I've told you times before

I can't get to sleep until you're through the door

Are you listening to anything I say?

We need the money, we got bills to pay

Don't get drunk and make sure you're not late

And don't be gambling please for goodness sake

(Reverend)

Back inside a frown adorns my face

Because I see this bloke's stepped in and took me place

What takes the biscuit, really tops it off

Is when the jackpot lights up, he's took the lot

(Anon)

Haha lad you see what I just did?

I just dropped the bandit, only spent a quid

Oh were you playing mate?

I didn't realise…

(Reverend)

I'm so skint and demoralised

(Tim)

There's always tomorrow mate