Beers Steers And Queers

Intro:

Crazy?

Hahahaha

Dang

So I gotta call the other number, find out when they're, what, how much

it is to get in there

hmmm

Probably five dollars, find out where it's at

I don't know if they're gonna have a band there tomorrow night, somebody

popular, you know 'cause the Village People are popular

Yeah

Or they used to be

Well I don't know what this cock thing is I think it's a

Revolting Cocks Hahahaha

I think it's a um it's a, a male strip show, dance show

yeah

male strippers

hmm

I have to call 'em and ask 'em, what is that...what'd they call it?

The Revolting Cocks

Okay, hahaha, oh lord, okay well I, you have fun tonight,

okay, if y'all get a chance, come out

okay

alright

alright? goodbye

Minds are empty, heads are hollow.

You might find out the truth is hard to swallow.

There's a place down there, where heads are square.

Laws are tough and you are bare.

There is a law and there is a lawman.

Who is the right, and who is the wrong man.

It doesn't take much to kill a guy.

Don't get in my face and ask me why...

Texas is the place...

HANG'EM HIGH!

Beers, steers, and queers

Cowboy

Beers, steers, and queers

Whee-haw!

Texas is full of women and willies

Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies

Who are these people, sex in barns

Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown

You're full of shit, destined to go down

Let's go down and herd 'em up

If you agree, let's word'em up

And if you don't...

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Beers, steers, and queers (x2)

Whee-haw!

I've spent my life, go kicking shit

Not gonna give up, ain't about to quit.

Life is a bucket of bluff

Getting rough, feeding stock

Get in my way...

I'LL KNOCK YOU OFF!

Beers, steers, and queers

Cowboy

Beers, steers, and queers

Whee-haw!

Beers, steers, and queers

Cowboy

Beers, steers, and queers

I'm a crazy mother in a drunken stat

A redneck asswipe who thinks he's great

So full of shit, diarrhea for fingers

Everywhere I go, personality lingers

Say you don't like my dialect

I don't give a damn, so fuck your respect

If you're looking for a reason, don't look any farther

Cuz I'll give it to you baby, like to your father

Take what you get if it does the job

Texas has religion...

REVOLTING COCKS ARE GOD!

I am the creator

Beers, steers, and queers

Cowboy

Beers, steers, and queers

ah-haaa

This is out of the house, and out of the house music

I am the creator

Cowboy

This is out of the house, and out of the house music

I am the creator

Cowboy

This is out of the house, and out of the house music

I am the creator

Cowboy

This is out of the house, and out of the house music

I am the creator

Cowboy

This is out of the house, and out of the house music

I am the creator

Cowboy

Beers! Steers! and Queers!

Cowboy