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Artist: Rheostatics
Canonical path: /rheostatics/legal-age-life-at-variety-store
Related lyric paths: 6
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Legal Age Life At Variety Store
Read Legal Age Life At Variety Store lyrics by Rheostatics on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Legal Age Life At Variety Store
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Well, legal age life at variety store,
Dealing in dope by the Exit door.
Waiting to work like a worm at the core.
Standing so long in the snow I'm sore.
I'm the king I am therefore
What kind of a fool am I?
Well, legal age life at variety store,
These are the things that make me roar:
Disco sux and so does war,
The meek shall inherit the Earth no more.
I'm the king I am therefore
What kind of a fool am I?
And each time I wake up I try to speak.
Well, I felt a cold river of tears upon my cheek.
And each time I wake up I feel so weak.
Dumbfounded.
Ah, legal age life at variety store,
Sticking my head through the passenger door.
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