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Smoke Two Joints

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Smoke Two Joints

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I smoke two joints in the morning,

I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the afternoon,

It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace,

And two in time of war

I smoke two joints before, I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

Oh, my daddy he once told me,

"Son, you be hard working man"

My mama she once told me,

"Son, you do the best you can"

But then one day I met a man

Who came to me and said

"Hard work good and hard work fine,

But first take care of head"

So now, I smoke two joints when I get up,

In the car I smoke two joints

I smoke two joints when I play video game

And at every ten thousand points

I smoke two joints in time of peace,

And two in time of war

I smoke two joints before, I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

Oh, my daddy he once told me,

"Son, you be hard working man"

My mama she once told me, "Son,

You do the best you can"

But then one day I met a man

Who came to me and said

"Hard work good and hard work fine,

But first take care of head"

I smoke two joints in the morning,

I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the afternoon,

It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace,

And two in time of war

I smoke two joints before, I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

Smoke two joints that's what I do

Smoke two joints

Come and smoke two joints

With me in the morning

Smoke two joints

Come and smoke two joints

With me in the afternoon, yeah

Smoke two joints

Hey, would you rather smoke two joints

Or would you rather do your homework? Smoke two joints

I knew you were going to say that! Smoke two joints

Smoke two joints that are what I do! Smoke two joints

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