Made a Quite Impressive Noise

It made a quite impressive noise

When I slammed the door to your building

Followed by a gold-haired boy

Running naked down the street

And I think he might have seen me

As I stood and watched in horror

The pavement gave a face-lift instantly

And the car drove off in vain

And I still don't know who to blame

'Cause there's brain bits on my tie

I swear I didn't know it then

But sweetie, I caught you in a lie

And somebody's going to have to pay for your sins

And the rain began to pour and drown me

As I tried to talk him back

No Jesus or policeman could save the day

I'm pretty positive about that

And when you came and saw him laying on the ground

Your head fell pretty hard into your hands

And the only thing I wished I'd really said is

"I've got this brilliant plan"

But the truth is, I still don't know who to blame

'Cause there's blood all over my tie

I tried to make you run that fast

But sweetie, I caught you in another lie

And now you're going to have to pay for your sins