Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Right Said Fred
Canonical path: /right-said-fred/lap-dance-junkie
Related lyric paths: 6
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Lap Dance Junkie
Read Lap Dance Junkie lyrics by Right Said Fred on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Lap Dance Junkie
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Would you like a little company
Was the first thing she said to me
A baby doll in kitten heels
Gives a look knowing how it feels
So oh baby just one more time
This lap dance junkie's spending his last dime
It ain't no joke but I think that I'm broke
Loving you is mentally exhausting
Young assassin dance a while
My cold hard cash for a hot soft smile
I love the tight little dress you wear
I hate you in it when I'm not there
So oh baby just one more time
This lap dance junkie's spending his last dime
It ain't no joke but I think that I'm broke
Loving you is mentally exhausting
Mentally exhausting
Never dream I was that kind of guy
A hang-dog look with those puppy eyes
I guess I'm hooked can't stay away
A lap dance junkie needs his cabaret
So oh baby just one more time
This lap dance junkie's spending his last dime
It ain't no joke but I think that I'm broke
Loving you is mentally exhausting
So oh baby just one more time
This lap dance junkie's spending his last dime
It ain't no joke but I think that I'm broke
Loving you is mentally exhausting
Mentally exhausting.
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