There Was a Hen

There was a hen that made me miss my mornin’ call

There was a hen that really made my mornin’s crawl

There was a hen that made me tired and lazy

Loved her but she drove me crazy

There was a hen and now there’s no hen at all…

There was a doe that made my antler stand on end (boing)

there was a doe that made my jenny just my friend

There was a doe that tricked me, made me dumb

Strummed my strings and played my drum

There was a doe and now we aint even friends!

There was a jill that made me forget bout my hen

There was a jill that loved me but that was way back then

There was a jill that got me drunk and stupid

For a week her and I played cupid

There was a jill and now she’s gone like the wind

There is a mare that walks on stiff legs half the time

There is a mare that goes through barrels of wasted time

There is a mare that makes me scared a bit

So I hide out while her tail is clipped

There is a mare who’s head’s hard as a slab of lime