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Candy Store

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Candy Store

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Are we gonna have a problem?

Did zombies eat your brain?

You've come so far

Why now are you yanking on my chain?

I'd normally slap your face off

And everyone here could watch

But I'm feeling nice

Here's some advice

Listen up, bitch

I like

Lookin' hot

Buying stuff they cannot

I like

Drinkin' hard

Maxin' dad's credit card

I like

Skippin' gym

Scaring her

Screwing him

I like

Killer clothes

Kickin' nerds in the nose

If you lack the deuce

Go play duck duck goose

Let your mommy fix you ice cream

Woah!

Or come hang with me

And tonight we'll be

Dirty dancing with the football team

Woah

Woah

Woah

Honey, whatcha waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

It's time for you to prove

You're not a loser anymore

Then step into my candy store

Guys fall

At your feet

Pay the check

Help you cheat

All you

Need to know

Some dead weight

Has to go

That freak's

Not your friend

I can tell in the end

If she

Had your shot

She would leave you to rot

'Course, if you don't care

Fine! Go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on

Woah

Or forget the creep

And get in my jeep

Let's go tear up someone's lawn

See, you don't have it

Watch this

Honey, whatcha waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

You just gotta prove

You're not a doorknob anymore

Then step into my candy store

You can join the team

Or you can bitch and moan

You can live the dream

Or you can die alone

You can fly with eagles

Or if you prefer

Keep on testing me

And end up like her

Woah

Honey, whatcha waitin' for

Shut up, Toni!

Step into my candy store

Time for you to prove

You're not a lame ass anymore

Then step into my candy store

It's my candy store

It's my candy

It's my candy store

It's my candy

It's my candy store

It's my candy store

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