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Artist: Bob Rivers
Canonical path: /rivers-bob/12-pains-of-christmas
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12 Pains Of Christmas
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12 Pains Of Christmas
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The first thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
Is finding a Christmas tree,
The second thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
rigging up the lights,
and finding a Christmas tree,
The third thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
hangovers, rigging up the lights
and finding a Christmas tree,
The fourth thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
sending Christmas cards,
hangovers, rigging up the lights
and finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Five month of bills,
sending Christmas cards,
hangovers, rigging up the lights
and finding a Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Facing my in-laws,
five months of bills,
I hate those Christmas cards,
hangovers, rigging up these lights
and finding a Christmas tree,
The seventh thing a Christmas,
that's such a pain to me:
the Salvation Army, facing my in-laws,
five months of bills, sending Christmas cards,
ohhh geeez, I'm tryin to rig up these lights
and finding a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas,
that's such a pain to me:
(kids voice) I want a transformer for Christmas,
Charities and what do you mean your in-laws?
five months of bills, uh makin up these cards,
please get me a beer huh,
what we have no extension cords?
and finding a Christmas tree,
The ninth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
finding parking spaces,
(kid) daddy I want some candy,
donations, facing my in-laws
five months of bills,
writing out those Christmas cards,
hangovers, now why the hell are they blinking?
and finding a Christmas tree,
The tenth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Batteries not included, no parking spaces,
(kid) by me something, get a job you bum,
facing my in-laws, five months of bills,
yo-ho sending Christmas cards,
oh-geez look at this,
one light goes out they all go out,
and finding a Christmas tree,
The eleventh thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Stale T.V. specials, batteries not included,
no parking spaces
(kid) mum I gotta go bathroom,
charites, she's a witch I hate her,
five months of bills,
i dont even know half these people,
oh who has the toilet paper,
turn the flashlight on I blew a fuse
and finding a Christmas tree,
The twelfth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
singing Christmas carols, stale T.V. specials,
batteries not included, no parking,
(kid crying), charities, gonna make em dinner,
five months of bills,
I'm not sending em mister that's it,
shut up you, you're so smart you rig up the lights
and finding a christmas tree.
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