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Artist: Bob Rivers
Canonical path: /rivers-bob/cat-s-in-the-kettle
Related lyric paths: 6
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Cat's in The Kettle
Read Cat's in The Kettle lyrics by Bob Rivers on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Cat's in The Kettle
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I?m dreamin' of a white trash Christmas
We'll decorate the mobile home
There?ll be cousin?s kissin' and front teeth missin'
And you?ll hear grandpa peein' in the snow
I?m dreamin' of a white trash Christmas
No Christmas card from my ex-wife
I did get a subpoena though, our family tree is leanin' to the right
And we'll all be playin' poker Christmas night
"Ladies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on harmonica!"
Lets pick out a few presents now"
We're going to celebrate another white trash Christmas
With Mad Dog wine and Miller Light
And when our hound dog is howlin' through the night
He says may all your Christmases be white
"Oh, ah, pay no attention to that "all trespassers will be shot" sign
That don?t apply to you Santa, Nice rack on Blitzen though"
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