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Hey You! Get Off My House

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Bob Rivers Canonical path: /rivers-bob/hey-you-get-off-my-house Related lyric paths: 6

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Hey You! Get Off My House

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Hey you, what are you doing here?

I'm shiverin' on a Christmas Eve

It's ninety-nine below on my block

And I freeze my stones tryin' to close the window

Wishin' that snow would stop

Then in flies a cat

That's all dressed up in red with a huge toy sack

Weighs three hundred five pounds

He gave my roofline a big permanent crack

I said: Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house

Hey (hey), you (you), det down from this house

Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house

Don't hang around or I'll knock you down from this house

Those jingle bells were ringin'

I said: Hey, take your deer and get flyin'

A voice says: Ho-ho-ho, how are you?

Merry Christmas to you tonight

I said: It's three AM, I don't need toys

I got a machine gun under my bed

So keep off of my roof

Or I'll have to blast your candy ass out of that sled

I said: Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house

Hey (hey), you (you), det down from this house

Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house

Don't hang around or I'll knock you down from this house

Up on the roof top reindeer pause

Out jumps a swingin' Santa Claus

Up on the house top, click, boom, click

Down to the ground goes stiff St. Nick

I said: Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house

Hey (hey), you (you), det down from this house

Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house

Don't hang around or I'll knock you down from this house

Hey mister, you shot Santa Claus

Hey, don't worry, kid. I only nicked him

He'll limp a little, but he'll be all right

(Hey you)

Hey, Steve, Edie, go see what's in the bag

(Don't hang around)

(Oh, yeah)

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