Always Late

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I was actually five hours late though

I missed my friend's engagement

Cause I'm always late

Missed my girlfriend's ultrasound

Cause I'm always late

Had a job interview but I woke up in a state

But ask me if I'd do it again and I would say okay

I'm always late, I'm always late, I'm always late

I'm always late, I'm always late, I'm always late

I don't even own a watch but man, wouldn't that be great?

Ask me if I'd do it again and I would say okay

I'm always late

Yo, it's the number one faffer

Number one bag-packing slacker

Number one traffic jammer

Yeah I got the radio on

But even Lionel Ritchie can't stop this anger

I'm looking at my cabbie like 'boss

Have you ever seen Men In Black?

Yes in fact, remember that bit

When they push a red button and go super-fast

Can we do that, yeah? '

Nah, apparently not

So now I gotta ring my friend and think on the spot, I'm like

'Yeah, I'm gonna be another forty minutes

Because I just saved an orphan, wicked

Yeah I'm forever late

And when I die I'll get turned away from heaven's gate

And there'll be hell to pay

They're like: Yo, you were supposed to be here yesterday

And I'm like: Sorry I didn't fucking die sooner

I missed my best friend's wedding

Cause I'm always late

Missed my first kid being born

Cause I'm always late

Missed my own birthday, cause I woke up the next day

But ask me if I'd do it again and I would say okay

I'm always late, I'm always late, I'm always late

I'm always late, I'm always late, I'm always late

I don't even own a watch but man, wouldn't that be great?

Ask me if I'd do it again and I would say okay

I'm always late

Yo, blame it on the alcohol or on a reefer

Blame it on a two-week stint in Ibiza

Blame it on the Sun, or on Fifa

Blame it on the last episode of Game of Thrones, bruv

Yeah, I got girlfriends acting Khaleesi? []

Time drags on and I'm late when they see me

It's Luigi trying to get a star

Going double-fast just to keep my princess peachy

Real talk though, time's a language

And you can eat my lack-of-punctuality sandwich

It's not all London and Manhattan

There are places on Earth than enjoy relaxing

Until then I'll get a flat white with added lack of nap-time

And whatever will help me fucking not miss my commitments

I fall victim to thinking everything will just go smoothly

And now my best friend hates me

Cause I'm always late

And my family's moved away

Cause I'm always late

It ain't even Christmas, but it feels like holiday

Cause now I ain't got shit to do so I can sleep all day

I'm always late, I'm always late, I'm always late

I'm always late, I'm always late, I'm always late

I don't even own a watch but man, wouldn't that be great?

Ask me if I'd do it again and I would say okay

I'm always late

Ah, yeah, yeah

Sorry, I just

You haven't got teleportation

Would be great

Yeah, see, I didn't even finish that on time