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Artist: Robbie Williams
Canonical path: /robbie-williams/if-i-only-had-a-brain
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If I Only Had A Brain
Read If I Only Had A Brain lyrics by Robbie Williams on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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If I Only Had A Brain
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I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I'd unravel every riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
I could be another lincoln
If I only had a brain
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more
I would not be just a nothin
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
Perhaps I deserve you
And be even worthy erve you
If I only had a brain
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only
If I only had a brain
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