Drinking Song

Im only a freshman

Im normal as can be

I sleep through all my classes

And watch a lot of MTV

I havent done my laundry

In atleast a month or two (or three or four)

Scamming on chicks in chem lab

And puking college food

But classes end on Thursday night

And friday finds me free

To meet my friends at the old west end

And use my fake ID

Singing

Drink Drink Drink and then throw up

Then get up and Drink some more(drink some more!)

And if i ever think that ive had to much to drink

Well then im probably passed out on the floor

By 10 pm im druelling

Im so drunk i cant see

My friends say that shes ugly

But hey she looks ok to me

So i sit by my rolling rock

and wander to her side

and buy her a drink

and flirt a bit

and then see shes a guy

Drink Drink Drink and then throw up

When drunk you can do no wrong

i know its kinda crude

but theres nothing else to do

ever since my girlfriend stole my bong.

Friends can you help me walk home

i cant seem to find the door

I want to fall in johnjay hall

and pass out on the rest room floor

If you see me turn me on my side

so i dont suficate

Pray the lord my sole to keep

for if i ever wake

ill be so hung over lads

but friends ive got the cure

stay in bed till the sun goes down

and drink a whole lot more.

Singing

Drink Drink Drink and then throw up

then get up and shout horray

for tonight we have to go to the kings men show

and drunks the only way theyll sound ok oh

Drink Drink Drink and then throw up

Come lets raise or glasses high (raise them high!)

Were generation X

Put your faith in beer and sex

and these will be the best days of our lives!