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Artist: Rocky Horror
Canonical path: /rocky-horror/planet-schmanet-janet
Related lyric paths: 6
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Planet Schmanet, Janet
Read Planet Schmanet, Janet lyrics by Rocky Horror on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Planet Schmanet, Janet
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter: (spoken) How could you!
Dr. Everett v. Scott: (spoken) This way! This way!
Riff Raff: (yelled at Magenta) Shut up!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I'll tell you once
I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
I've laid the seed, it should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an 'E' or first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block, well take my advice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
The Transducer will seduce ya!
Janet Weiss: (spoken) My feet! I can't move my feet!
Dr. Everett v. Scott: (spoken) My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!
Brad Majors: (spoken) It's as if we're glued to the spot!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: (spoken) You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!
Janet Weiss: (spoken) Oh, we're trapped!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind fuck can be nice!
Dr. Everett v. Scott: (spoken) You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine
This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of
Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device
Brad Majors: (spoken) You mean...!
Dr. Everett v. Scott: (spoken) Yes, Brad...
It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time
But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it
A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then
Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself
Janet Weiss: (spoken) You mean, he's gonna send us to another planet?!!!
Dr. Frank
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