Sweet Transvestite

Frank

How d'you do, I

See you've met my

Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He thought you were the candy man

Don't get strung out by the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

Brad

I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry

Janet

Right

Brad

We'll just say where we are

Then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

Frank

Well you got with a flat, well, how 'bout that?

Well, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night it'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)

Or maybe a bite? (Bite)

I could show you my favourite obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my... ... Tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

HIT IT, HIT IT!

I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)

Sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

So - come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation

But maybe the rain

Is really to blame

So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles)

But not the symptom