The Man Song

Ladies and gentleman; the man song.

He's the man. He's the man.

I don't take no crap from anybody,

else but you.

I wear the pants around here,

when I finish with your laundry.

Cos I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,

When I say jump you say yeah right.

I'm the man of this house,

until you get home

He's the man. He's the man.

When I say goes around here,

Right out the window.

And I don't wanna hear alotta whining,

So I'll shut up.

The sooner you learn who's boss around here,

The sooner you can give me my orders, dear.

Cos I'm head hunter around here,

But it's all in my head.

He's the man. He's the man.

And I can have sex anytime,

that you want.

Cos I'm a man who has needs,

that are not that important.

And don't expect any flowers from me,

cos if I'm not mistaken, you prefer to read.

I'm the king of my castle,

when you're not around.

He's the man. He's the man.

And I'll drink and watch sports,

whenever I wanna get in trouble.

And I'll come home, when I'm good and ready,

To sleep on the couch.

Cos a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,

and I'm gonna do what yu tell me to.

Because I'm top dog around here,

but ive been noodled.

He's the man. He's the man!

You the man.