Rappin' Rodney

I tell ya i'm alright now

But last week i was in rough shape

But i don't get a break with nuthin'

I played hide and seek when i was three

(no respect, no respect)

Why they couldn't even look for me

(no respect, no respect)

I was an ugly kid i never had fun

(no respect, no respect)

They put me through a dog showand i won!

(no respect, no respect)

When i was born i brought no joy

(no respect, no respect)

My old man said he wanted a boy

(no respect, no respect)

I was an ugly kid always alone

(no respect, no respect)

Halloween i had to trick or treat over the phone

(no respect, no respect)

Friends don't call

My phone don't ring

I don't get a break with anything!

(whatsamatta rodney?)

Ah death, where is my sting?!

Chorus:

It's just rappin' rodney

Ain't that your type

No, no

Rappin' rodney

Get out of sight

It's just

Rappin' rodney

Make no mistake

Or old

Rappin' rodney

Can't get a break!

I'm getting old it's hard to face

(no respect, no respect)

Well during sex i lose my place

(no respect, no respect)

Steak and sex my favorite pair

(no respect, no respect)

I have 'em both the same way...very rare

(no respect, no respect)

I know i'm old i could go any minute

(no respect, no respect)

I got a kidney shaped pool with a stone in it

(no respect, no respect)

Doctor vinnie boombah that's another one

(no respect, no respect)

I said i wanted to stop aging he gave me a gun

(no respect, no respect)

I told him i got water on the knee

He gave me a sponge and raised his fee

(whatsamatter rodney?)

Ahhhh, it ain't easy bein' me

(chorus)

Ah, give me a break

Play somethin' from the forties

Now what kind of music is this?

And how 'bout stardust?

Hey what are you doin'?

That's not stardust!

Listen to this will ya?!

I mean where are the flutes?

What a band...

Hey, don't quit your day jobs!

Look at this!

The drummer carries the melody

Hey tell the bass player

I like his instrument

Hey boys, keep it goin'

Lay it on me

I'm in the groove!

Nothin' goes right i just can't fight it

(no respect, no respect)

Well eastern airlines thanked me for flying united

(no respect, no respect)

I got some money what did i do?

(no respect, no respect)

I bought some quicksand the deal fell through

(no respect, no respect)

My car broke down i called triple a

(no respect, no respect)

They left the car and towed me away

(no respect, no respect)

I can't take it no more i'm getting too old

(no respect, no respect)

I called suicide prevention they put me on hold

(no respect, no respect)

Winter, summer, spring, and fall

I'm always up against the wall

(whatsamatta rodney?)

Ahhh, i don't get no respect at all

(chorus)

It's getting worse

It's caving in

The happiness i can't take it no more

It's all over

Hey, where are my kids?

Somebody help me

Hey bartender!

Hey! who's that guy with my daughter?

Where's my wallet?

How do i get out of here?

Stop that dancin'!