Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Rody Walker
Canonical path: /rody-walker/pro-smoking-cigarette-song-or-tuesdays-with-morrie
Related lyric paths: 0
Lyric guide
Pro Smoking Cigarette Song (or Tuesdays With Morrie)
Read Pro Smoking Cigarette Song (or Tuesdays With Morrie) lyrics by Rody Walker on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Pro Smoking Cigarette Song (or Tuesdays With Morrie)
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
This is a 'Pro Smoking Cigarette Song'
So everybody light one up and fuckin' sing along
Sing cancer whatever!
And heart disease who cares?
Angina sounds funny, so I'll take it...
When I wake up, put on my makeup
Light up a cigarette and smoke away my cares
I lost capacity, for breathing in too deep
I still like cigarettes so now who cares?
Maybe some day i'll wake up and I'll be singin' just like Chad
But not today as you can hear so
Light one up I got somethin' to say!
This is a 'Pro Smoking Cigarette Song'
Everybody light one up and fuckin' sing along
Sing cancer whatever!
Heart disease who cares?
Angina sounds funny, so maybe baby I don't care!
*Cough*
I like to drink and smoke
I like to fuckin' fight
I like to wake up by the toilet when I've stayed out all night
I like to talk real loud
And I like cigarettes
Maybe their related
Yeah, well maybe
(Ah maybe I'm just a fuckin' douchebag)
Light one up after eating a big meal
Light one up while taking a shit
I burn my jeans when I try to wipe my ass
That's just the price you pay...
(For cigarettes!)
This is a 'Pro Smoking Cigarette Song',
Everybody light one up and fuckin' sing along
Hand me that ashtray from that table right there
"Girls just wanna have fun..."
(That's all they really want...)
This is a 'Pro Smoking Cigarette Song'
So everybody light one up and fuckin' sing along
Cancer whatever!
Heart disease who cares?
Angina sounds funny, so i'll take it...
A cigarette, a cigarette!
(Is) this fuckin' song not over yet?
'Cause I need a cigaratte...
A cigarette!
I wanna quit
I really should
But this industry tricked me really good!
Think they won't trick you?
?
?
?
Somebody told me that laser surgery would help me quit
That's what I heard
So next Wednesday June 3rd
It's time that I made it legit!
I promised my girlfriend a year ago I
A year ago that I would quit
And that was a lie!
And that's why
I'm gettin' lasers shot into my eyes...
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Pro Smoking Cigarette Song (or Tuesdays With Morrie)"?
Rody Walker performs "Pro Smoking Cigarette Song (or Tuesdays With Morrie)", and this lyric page sits inside the Rody Walker catalog on LyroVerse.
Where can I find more songs by Rody Walker?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Rody Walker's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Pro Smoking Cigarette Song (or Tuesdays With Morrie) yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.