Mother's A Redneck, Too

Hey I'm a redneck Mother I must confess

I wear tight blue jeans not a tie-dyed dress.

I got a tattoo of Texas on my chest;

Hey I'm a redneck mother a redneck at best.

I'm a redneck mother and my mother's a redneck too.

That Ain't nothing Roger

Hey I'm a redneck mother I must concede

I wear a red and blue hat it reads "Lonestar Feed."

I raised a cross bred chicken it goes "Quakity-cluck"

I got a kicker bumper sticker on the back of my truck.

Hey I'm a redneck mother and my mother's a redneck too.

Uh-Huh

Hey I can fish all night and sleep until noon,

Romance a case of beer under the Texas moon.

And There's only one thing that will set me back

and that's a long legged lady in a pink Cadillac.

Oh Lord

Hey I'm a redneck mother I must reply.

I built a beer can fence nearly 10 ft. high.

Hey Yonder on my front porch, it's my guard dog Blue.

He's a Mississippi leg hound with legging to do.

Hey I'm the redneck mother and my mother's a redneck too.

Hey I can fish all night and sleep until noon,

romance a case of beer under the Texas moon.

There's only one thing that will set me back

and that's a long legged lady in a pink Cadillac.

Go Man

Hey John why don't we head down to New Orleans?

Could we try to find a bowl of them rice and red beans?

Yeah before we hit the road would you explain what this means?

Would sing it for me one more time.

Hey I'm a redneck Mother I must confess

I wear tight blue jeans not a tie-dyed dress.

I got a tattoo of Texas on my chest;

hey I'm a redneck mother a redneck at best.

Hey I'm a redneck mother and my mother's a redneck too.

Oh Lord you're a redneck mother and your mother's a redneck too