save a seat

Saw you having dinner

With some douchebag in a suit and tie

You were taking pictures

Of a meal that only he could buy

Hey, mister mister

No offense but I used to call her mine

Next time you're with her

Could you save a seat for me?

Could you save a seat for me?

Ran out of money

Now you sleep with men who pay your bills

And I find it funny

But that's also one hell of a skill

When the road gets bumpy

You run away just for the thrill

If you leave the country

Could you save a seat for me?

Could you save a seat for me?

You dress like the '90s

But he wants you wearing something else

You speak politely

Every time he speaks he has to yell

He'll buy a ring that's shiny

Married in a dress that's long as hell

And you won't invite me

But could you save a seat for me?

(Oh, yeah)

Could you save a seat for me?

Could you save a seat for me?

(Oh) could you save a seat for me?

Could you save a seat for me?