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Artist: Rorschach Test
Canonical path: /rorschach-test/wheel-of-misfortune
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Wheel Of Misfortune
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Wheel Of Misfortune
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Congratulations, you've just won the right
To a meaningless, minuscule life
Full of disappointment and
And pain, no extra charge
You're on a round-trip cruise to nowhere
No one knows you and no one cares
And every single thing you've built
Breaks down beyond repair
Wheel of misfortune
Spins and lands on ""bankrupt"" every time
My wheel of misfortune
Cannot solve the puzzle of the thing called ""life""
Con-fucking-gratulations,
Your body's flabby and your face is worn
Your friends pretend like they don't even know you
Your mother wishes you were never born
You make a statement and no one listens
You might as well be a piece of wood
You bring new meaning to the word ""pathetic""
To finish last for you would be good
Wheel of misfortune
Spins and lands on ""bankrupt"" every time
My wheel of misfortune
Cannot solve the puzzle of the
Wheel of misfortune
Spins and lands on ""bankrupt"" every time
My wheel of misfortune
Cannot solve the puzzle of the thing called ""life""
Wheel of misfortune
Wheel of misfortune
Wheel of misfortune
Wheel of misfortune
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