Then She's a Lover

She comes in about six o'clock trippin' over toys and pickin' up socks

And you think her day had been a ton of trouble

She's been doing important things with tarding stamps and turnip greens

And have I noticed how the price of soap has doubled

She's as normal as she can be she never misses Jeapardy

And I think that she'd elope with Dick VanDyke

And when the kids have all been fed and when I lay me down to bed

She gives me my time of the night

Then she's a lover she comes to my side

Right around midnight after her day's been so confused

That's why I love her and that's why I do right

And if there's a reason God gave me a feelin' baby it's you

She hates tangerines she loves the rain volunteers me for everything

And the bank has never been right in her life

She thinks my Uncle Bill's a sap she's taught me words like over draft

The only number she remembers is her shoe size

She had words with a guy next door and almost started a neighborhood war

Cause he said something smart to our son Bob

And therefore I had to invite him in and apologize and convince him

That she really didn't mean he was a big fat slob

She's as normal as she can be...

Then she's a lover she comes to my side...