Dirty Dog

The doorman sweeps the floor

Ma'am, I will see you at 4

Don't count on it, I don't buy green bananas no more

'Cause I am 92

And I dress better than you

Vicious as Salome

Yoga and a Camel everyday

They call me Coco Chanel

I'm head to toe in satin

There is no heaven or hell

Outside of Manhattan

They think I'm writing my epilogue

But I'm just a dirty dog

I'm just a dirty dog

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met, have you ever met

A wild woman?

Girl, get flashy

But not too matchy-matchy

And did I mention that I'm 66 percent Apache?

I don't mean to be rude

Got nothing but gratitude

I call my pins and pearls my attitude

They call me Coco Chanel

I'm head to toe in satin

There is no heaven or hell

Outside of Manhattan

They think I'm writing my epilogue

But I am just a dirty dog

I'm just a dirty dog, yeah

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met, have you ever met

A wild woman?

Fuck your forever young, my darling (a wild woman)

Fuck your forever young

Who, me?

Um, well, they call me Coco Chanel

Um, what? Oh, I'm dressed head to toe in satin

I guess there's no heaven or hell

Well, except in Manhattan

Yeah

This is the year of the dirty dog (a wild woman)

(A wild woman)

This is the year of the dirty dog (a wild woman)

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met (a dirty dog?)

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met (a dirty dog?)

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met (a dirty dog?)

Have you ever met, have you ever met

Have you ever met

Fuck your forever young, my darling

Fuck your forever