Football Tonite

Football Tonite

Sweep up the kitchen

Hurry and do the dishes

Bring me a beer mab'

I'll let you go out with your other bitches

Sweep up the kitchen

Could you turn off the goddamn lights?

Fetch me the remote control

We got football tonite

Football tonite

Football tonite

Did I tell you last week when you cooked for me

That fried chicken was a little bit too greasy?

Them carrots that you cooked weren't boiled enough

Now when you gonna do something right? get off your duff

Sweep up the kitchen

Hurry and do the dishes

Bring me a beer mab'

I'll let you go out with your other bitches

Sweep up the kitchen

Could you turn off the goddamn lights?

Fetch me the remote control

We got football tonite

Football tonite

Football tonite

Well, they told me last week at work that my shirts

They really weren't ironed that well

They told me last week at work that my shirts

They really weren't ironed that well, you said, oh, well

Sweep up the kitchen

Hurry and do the dishes

Bring me a beer mab'

I'll let you go out with your other bitches

Sweep up the kitchen

Could you turn off the goddamn lights?

Fetch me the remote control

We got football tonite

Football tonite

Football tonite

You been tellin' all your friends that I drink too much

Whiskey in the moring and it ain't no crutch

I never have time to take a big shit, man

You're always listening to that damn slim whitman

Runnin 'round the house with your shower cap on

Curlers in your hair, and your toenails long

Chunky bar breath and your enquiring mind

When I see you in the morning looking like a pork rind

You snivel to your momma and you say you can't cope

Well this ain't thirty-something and you ain't hope, now

Sweep up the kitchen

Hurry and do the dishes

Bring me a beer mab'

I'll let you go out with your other bitches

Sweep up the kitchen

Could you turn off the goddamn lights?

Fetch me the remote control

We got football tonite

Football tonite

Football tonite