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Artist: Rumahoy
Canonical path: /rumahoy/the-haitian-slam
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Haitian Slam
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The Haitian Slam
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Setting the course to Port-au-Prince
It's time to turn our faces to mince
Haitian scum has got to die
If you're with me all say AYE !
Here we go across the waves
Drinking rum and taking slaves
A pirate's life is just for me
Haiti is the place i'll be
Ha ha ha ! We're going to war
Kill a pirate, in a battle !
Ha ha ha ! It's time for more
Woa-oh-oh-oh
Raise your swords and fight together brothers
In an epic battle
Kill your foes and drink a lot of rum
We're doing the Haitian Slam
Digging for treasure is buckets of fun
But I would rather be shooting my gun
Killing a pirate, and killing a horse
Burning their ships, we have no remorse
Spending our gold on the local booze
It tastes like shit, who made this brew ?
Somebody here has got to pay
We'll kill you all, it's the pirate way
Ha ha ha ! We're going to war
Kill a pirate, in a battle !
Ha ha ha ! It's time for more
Woa-oh-oh-oh
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