Condragulations (Cast Version)

Gottmik was born a girl, baby

Was told that I can't do drag

Knew I had something to prove

Now you're gonna lose

Kandy Muse is in town, triple threat on the prowl

Bitches, bow down to the queen

I'm getting my crown, come on, Ru, pass it down

New York City gave birth to me

I'm ready to attack, it's a massive attack

You hoes better beware of thee

Sitting alone in the VIP

You could never compare to me

Ha-ha-ha, bitch

Condragulations, you're number one

I wanna thank you for a job well done

Condragulations, you're so much fun

Now let me tell you all the prizes you have won

Condragulations

LaLa Ri, the saint of drag

Flew from the A to snatch thе bag

These girls will know I ain't no joke

Watch my runways gag thеir throats

Dance, twirl, make Momma proud

The next supreme to the crown

Now let me tell you what y'all should do

Make room for the queen of 13, boo

They call me Liv

Satin, velvet and glitz

The new queen ready to shine

You see me play all the keys, Jersey to NYC

Lux is the one to beat, oh-oh-oh!

Condragulations, you're number one

I wanna thank you for a job well done

Condragulations, you're so much fun

Now let me tell you all the prizes you have won

Condragulations

Condragula-la-la-la-la-lations

Condragulations

The name's Symone and I'm here for the throne

Beat face and I'm Arkansas grown

The Ebony Enchantress is me

Legs up to my waist, talent you can't replace

Tina Burner on fire like the Hunger Games

Too hot to handle, getting burnt by these flames

Manhattan monster with a heart of gold

This joker's wild, these queens better fold

Death drops, splits may be some girls' choice

Stand up, act up, time to use your voice

The truth hurts, but I'll tell it to your face

And I'll smile real big waving from first place

Condragulations, you're number one

I wanna thank you for a job well done

Condragulations, you're so much fun

Now let me tell you all the prizes you have won

Condragulations

Condragula-la-la-la-la-lations

Condragulations

My hair is snatched, you looking ratch'

Compared to me, there ain't no match

Brightest one up in the batch

When it comes to fish, I'm the biggest catch

Underdog, that's what it took

Changing the game, rewrote the book

All you queens better take a look

My name is Elliott, why, you shook?

Condragulations, you're number one

(Is somebody smoking? Oh, it's me)

I wanna thank you for a job well done (so gorge!)

Condragulations, you're so much fun (so much fun)

Now let me tell you all the prizes you have won (oh, yeah)

Condragulations (oh-oh-oh-oh)

Condragula-la-la-la-la-lations (la-la-lations)

Condragulations (oh my God, what did I win?)

Condragula-la-la-la-la-lations (gimme, gimme, gimme!)

Condragulations