Shonen Jump Rap Cypher

Starting with the number one, hey

How'd a pirate get this long, hey

Cause I ate the Gum Gum

See them run run

When I hit that gun, hey

Sailing I'm talking no breaks

When my crew's on the move

As we pillage the grand line

Looting the treasure we can find

I'm blowing up like a landmine

Going gear second

I reckon that I'm a weapon

I'm wrecking up those who threaten

In messing with my own brethren

Stay repping look where I'm heading

No question the Yonkos sweating

I'm betting in words I'm yelling

I'm king and there's no forgetting, uh

I'll jump the competition, really there's no contest

Channeled future nen and most of y'all ain't even bomb yet

It's nonsense

Pro exams completed as a child

Hisoka, I think these clowns are living in denial

So don't make me power up, I'll call the thunder at my right hand

If you want the strongest shonen, then you called the right man

They might Stan

Treat you all like Pitou, it won't take long

Name is Gon and this time I'ma make sure that you stay gone

Oh, better believe it's Naruto

Who's the best hero all of you know

My legacy is happening

I got a type of running named after me

While you're slow

Can't keep up with my chakra flow

Except Hinata, I'm her ho-

Kage, all I did was call her and I told her to come over cause

My parents are not home

Out of these ninjas you can watch my dub

Even all my filler is so far above

When it comes to Boruto why y'all given up

Like I did with simpin' on Sakura

Killer B's rapping but I get the encore

With the power that I bring I don't really want yours

Cause I came from the swing, everybody shunned more

Now you're looking at the king of this Jump Force

I'm a master, you be

Practice newbies

That's a doozy

For Yami Yugi

Puzzle did something like a hadron tunnel

Cause now I got atem through me

Champ of the match see fans fawn

No matter what hand's drawn

I'm kicking up dust

Metal tanks in land form

When we D-D-D-D-Duel there's sandstorms

Cards are flipping

I need an answer quick and

I might find my dark magician

If I wish hard and believe enough in the heart that's in 'em

I see setos fear

Pull the fifth part of Exodia

Guess it all came to a head so clear

That your deck's gonna get X'd, oh dear

Welcome to the magic

It's a tale that's tragic

Filled with pain that's

Harder than plastic

Especially when you discover

You don't have it

When I started I was

Less than amazing

But now that I've been chosen

By the grimoir I'm rising to

The occasion in a blazing flame of magic

Ain't no hocus pocus and abracadabra

Not a wizard you joke with

This is not Gandalf The Gray

But you shall not pass, hopeless

Better be ferocious

Was the poorest orphan living in darkness

But now that I'm focused I be thanking all my hardships

Uh, hit em back with that Bankai

Got that power like it came out of the Dangai

Pops passed the torch now I'm the fam's don guy

Think you Aizen, but you looking like that don guy

Y'all like Soifon, your raps barely sting

My bars are Getsuga Tensho, got that masterful swing

They say it ain't over till the fat lady sings

But you'll know that it's really over when that black lady sings

Mach speed, blow up the Moon

And now making these children write essays

Coming with tentacles teach you a lesson

In why you don't mess with the sensei

I amaze, used to be the reaper, now I run this class

I can turn a loser to assassin, do it real fast

I think I've been out of my head

Gift was given made some poor decisions

That I wish I didn't, but I do it again

Feeling different I was on a mission

To achieve my vision with a page and a pen

Sit and listen to the words I've written

It ain't even finished till I see that they're dead

Don't even try to pretend there's no malicious intent

Stay in my thoughts, keep to the morals I've got

And kill anyone who is not

Just never get caught until every criminal rots

They'll consider me as a God

At whatever cost, that's how I excel

Cannot be stopped even if I fell

I'm taking em off, if you couldn't tell

I gave up a lot to give you this L

Yeah, here comes Hinata

When I'm on the court the enemy has got their guard up

Never gonna fall off, bet I'm gonna pop off

Way short, but I'm packing punches like a sawnoff

Hot like a sauna, this ball of fire

Don't know nada, but I'm gonna chase desire

To go farther every jump will take me higher

They put walls up, so I had to learn to fly

Putting up points, spiking it or clearing the way

Best decoy, got a little something to say

To anyone that doubts that I'm here to stay

Only got one goal it's to play the game

Underestimated I'm the ace, you just wait

When I spike it past the net

You might take it to the face

Coming in with 100% of me

I got you all trembling

Oh just with the flick of a finger

Put you back where you supposed to be

I'm not holding back

I got you so calculated

I'm one step ahead

One For All gon' be demonstrated

Get it? Got it? Good!

Nothing better, and you should know

Started at the bottom, but I made it to the top, so

Step aside, I'm climbing to great heights

With All Might at my side

Repping UA with pride, oh

Giving you the finger spirit gun

Send you off with Botan, then you done

Hit you with the stick and I didn't need a grip

When I'm pulling from the hip then click

Because I'm lock loaded, the clip is ready to go

Got a shotgun in my hand that's bout to blow

Cause I'm hitting you quick, fast

Giving you whiplash wearing these spirit cuffs

You can be human or demon

Cause honestly I just don't give a f-

If you're looking for the best, just know there's no other

Cause I'm flexing out here like I'm the youngest Toguro brother

They call me Gintoki, slim not stocky

Lemme Shonen Jump on your leg and your body

Odd Job Gin, don't mess with my possee

If you touch my hair then you will be sorry

Ne, boge

Nanikore, uruseena

Cause you're way too sloppy

Got a silver soul, Shiroyasha

Swing my sword and Amanto scatter

Gintama, not Kintama

Tell Shinpachi we need money

If Kagura or Katsura bring more trouble we keep running

Pay rent? That's a waste of time

That weather girl, I will make her mine

You can beat me up and that's fair and fine

But if you hurt my friends then prepare to die

Look, slaying demons that's what we do

If you filled with evil then my blade is highly lethal

If you coming at my people, pray to God I never meet you

Ever mess with Nez, you KO'd when I see you

I've grown stronger from that fateful day they found me

I trained hard to hone my skill, the progression so astounding

My style like breathing water, that mean you could never drown me

Whirlpool, that mean I'm slicing everything around me

E-M-M-A, 63194

Listen what I've got to say

The others walked now seems we gotta run away

Don't you talk adults are the enemy

You can break every bone in my body, I won't falter

And if the plan fails, the idea simply alters

Ah, these demons scheming but they ain't the only monsters

Our combined IQ breaks the safe, strength in numbers

Now we've woken from the slumber

Never ending perfect summers

Across the farm you can't help but wonder

See I'm the anime Raekwon

The chef, baby stay calm

You can't stand the heat, get out the kitchen get a day job

Word, and the finale's superb

I take a sec, put on my band and I'll be happy to serve

So ma, tell me what you like and I can hook it up

Ya boy got them recipes the best couldn't cook up

And she gon bust from the taste of my meat

Chef boy are these boys always cooking up heat

It's my go, they call me Jotaro

Don't get me mad, I'ma go fast only with jabs

You go through silos

Got that drip from Cairo, girls will simp my silhouette

I know think it's a typo fighting my platinum psycho

None of y'all is a threat

What you gotta say in your breath

Better speak with a bigger chest

Now you lying down with my pet, while Iggy piss on your neck

All types of disrespect, what you expect

Go against a vet, better get your techs

Wanna get swept through the complex

Now who is next?

Bobobo making the foes stare

Call me the master of nose hair

Look at the hair on the heads of these anime characters

Brother it's no fair

But I'm better than these guys, don't you understand?

I came second place at screaming face to face with desk fans

Afro is full of surprises, look at my powers immense

Leaving beauty screaming

(Bobobo that makes no sense)

Hunting hair hunters, Saitama I'm coming for you

Don patch a better Super Saiyan God than Goku

Oh, they went and called Kakorot, had to be danger

Leave em flat footed like they in the gravity chamber

I'm just looking for a challenge can you battle me stranger?

Shonen Legend in the saddle and the power is major

Level up on the track, flow Ultra Instinct

Bye bye bye fusion dance is always in sync

And they wonder why I'm last on this song

Cause when all of y'all were taking I just formed a Spirit Bomb