This Thing Love

Cupid, look what you did

You're mean and fat and stupid

Love is gonna make me flip my lid

Now, I'll give you one chance to get well hid

Before I come after you, you crazy kid

And do the world a favor and just get rid

Of your diaper wearing ass, and catch it it on vid

Then I'll sell it to the one with the highest bid

It'll be so nice once you're off the grid

And to forget you ever existed

I won't halt to insult when it's for the best

This thing love is on a quest

To nest in my chest

And it won't rest

Till it's put me through the ultimate test

Its like a vest I can't take off

And it won't go away no matter how hard I cough

I just want it out of me

Even though when it's gone I don't feel complete

I always wanna do every chick I see

That looks good to me

But I just can't be

A piece of meat

And hang my hat

In just anyone's home

I need more than that

Or I'll be alone

Oh no, here she comes

Oh no, here she comes

The tempo of her voice is gaining in speed

Fills my thoughts to the point I cannot breathe

And just when I think I'm in control

I lose it again cuz I don't feel whole

Oh no, here she comes

Oh no, here she comes

I look calm on the outside, you woudln't know

The inside of me is about to explode

My organs have already begun to erode

So if that doesn't happen I'll probably implode

I always wanna do every chick I see

That looks good to me

But I just can't be

A piece of meat

And hang my hat

In just anyone's home

I need more than that

Or I'll be alone