Go To Hell

if you steal you cheat, you lie you fight

party with the women staying out late at night

and you give up church and you give up prayer

and have a goatee and grow long hair

if you're rude and crude and lude

and run around half naked in the nude

and you listen to that darn rock and roll

i swear, i swear

you're gonna go to hell, go to hell

you're gonna go to hell

hell is a place and it ain't that swell

I'm telling you boys, you're all gonna go to hell

you're gonna go to hell, go to hell

you're gonna go to hell

I hope you look good with horns and a tail

I'm telling you boys you're all gonna go to hell

well hell it ain't great it ain't that keen

the people ain't nice they're downright mean

they don't help old ladies across the street

or say "howdy do" to everyone they meet

and it's really really hot it ain't that cool

a lake of fire and brimstone instead of a pool

you better pack your bags with lots of shorts

and tons of tank tops too because

elvis is the devil himself

as he shimmy shakes his rear end quakes

across the stage that makes all the girls swoon and swirl

so if you shake that booty when you're dancing

like elvis does with ants in his pants

and you're a low-down, i said a good for nothing

a dirty rotten stealing lying cheating son of a gun