Eff Them All

Oh, they sent for the Navy to come to Tulagi

The gallant Navy agreed

With one thousand sections in different directions

My God, what a fucked-up stampede

Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all

The long and the short and the tall

Fuck all the admirals who give us the flak

They don't give a shit if we ever come back

So we're saying goodbye to them all

As over the gangplank we crawl

There'll be no promotion this side of the ocean

So cheer up, my lads, fuck 'em all

They say there's a convoy that's leaving New York

Bound for those Blighty shores

Heavily laden with tanks and with planes

Shit for old Adolf, of course

Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all

The long and the short and the tall

Fuck all the captains and all the mates too

Fuck the engineers and the whole God-damn crew

So we're saying goodbye to them all

As back to our rustpots we crawl

We'll start a commotion that side of the ocean

So cheer up, my lads, fuck 'em all

They sent for the nurses to come overseas

The reason was perfectly clear

To make a good marriage and push a good carriage

While fucking all hands, my dear

Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all

The long and the short and the tall

Fuck all the blond cunts and all the brunettes

Don't be too choosey, just fuck all you gets

So we're saying goodbye to them all

As over back to our rustpots we crawl

You'll et no erection at short-arm inspection

So cheer up, my lads, fuck 'em all