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I Intentinoally Wrote It Out

To Be An Illegible Mess.

You Wanted Me to Write You Letters,

But I'd Rather Lose Your Address

And Forget That We Ever Met

And What Did Or Did Not Occur.

Sitting in the Station It's All a Blur

Of Dancehall Hips,

Pretentious Quips,

A Boxer's Bob and Weave.

And Here's the Kicker of the Whole Shebang,

You're in Debt and Completely Fooled

That You Can Look Into the Mirror

And Objectively Rank Your Wounds.

Sewing Circles Are Not Solely

Based in Trades of Cloth.

There Are Spinsters Here

Reporting On Us As

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In the Modern Age, in the Modern Age

As Our Days Are Crawling By So Slowly. (Repeat)