Nothing in Common

<Both> We've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common

<Keely> My darling, at all

<Keely> I love the opera, I detest the best pop

<Frank> Can't stand the opera, I like music that bops

<Keely> We're not fated, not heaven-created

<Frank> We're really mis-mated, our chances are small

<Both> Let's part, be real smart and not start with this romance

<Keely> 'cause outside of both having stars in our eyes

<Frank> And outside of sighing the same kind of sighs

<Both> We've got nothin' in common at all

<instrumental>

<Both> We've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common

<Frank> It never could last

<Frank> I love Picasso, he's all style and he's all flair

<Keely> I've seen Picasso and I think he's a square

<Keely> Our two goals are apart as the poles are

<Frank> As lovers our roles are completely miscast

<Both> Let's make a clean break and not take any chances

<Frank> 'cause outside of thinking you're something divine

<Keely> And outside of wanting your lips close to mine

<Both> We've got nothin' in common

<Both> We've got nothin' in common at all

SPOKEN by Frank: "Waiter, separate checks."