He's So Nice

Sapient: (spoken)

"Well, when I say that I'm nice

Ya know, I don't, I don't really necessarily mean I'm nice

I just mean like, ya know, people say I'm nice

(On the microphoooone)

Ya know, I'm NICE

I'm not necessarily nice but"

Sapient:

Run it back to when I was a younger lad

Yellin' Thundercats HOOOOO

Before I fell in love with rap

And before rappers were just a bunch of assHOOOOOles

But I'm here to cut the fat

Like a lumberjack, with my trusty axe 'til I run the damn sHOOOOOw

Understand I must advance

And if my budget can't, then I'm a see first blood like RamBOOOOO

OOH, I got more than a slight aversion

To the deadlines I'm workin' with so my time is urgent

But I let the voice in my head write my verses

He's like a milder version of Tyler Durden

Huh, but I don't need to start a fight club

I'm the archetype CMJ chartin' like what

You start to bite you bite dust

You aren't as nice, I'm armed with knives

Get sliced up

Chorus (Sapient):

He's so nice

Oh he's so nice

I'm so nice that I hugged a tree

Then I helped an old lady cross the fuckin' street, yeah

He's so nice

Oh he's so nice

I'm so nice I gave a bum a buck

Instead of the usual uppercut

I'm NICE

Sapient:

A little embellishment never hurts

As long as I'm eloquent, Why not?

Sell this shit it'll work

"I don't get why he says he's so nice in the hook?"

'Cause I'm fuckin' nice (yup)

Be relevance in a verse

It's a pun dummy, being born so dumb is unlucky

But what's done is done dunny

Hop in a hole and be gone like Bugs Bunny

You're like, "What's up doc?"

I'm like, "Um nothing."

Ya know, killin' it leavin' you folks feelin' it

Bone chillin', my skills are honed there's no middlemen

You're still a clone built with no differences

I show discipline, work from home diligent

So, I'm gettin' it poppin' in my house shoe

You gettin' it poppin' hella weak like a brown-gloo

If you're a geek then I'll clown you (clown you)

Look, I'm not somebody you can outdo, Chump

Chorus:

He's so nice

Oh he's so nice

I'm so nice that I kissed a baby

And even though dinner was cold I didn't hit my lady

(What's for dinner Heather?)

He's so nice

Oh he's so nice

I'm so gosh darn nice I even bought my girl a Dyson

That's nice, hahaha

Sapient:

Yeah, didn't you hear I'm nice?

And it ain't just the way that my lyrics rhyme

And when I work you don't get insecure and bite

And when I work you don't get teary-eyed

'Cause I'll feel bad, didn't you hear I'm nice?

And it ain't just the way that my lyrics rhyme

And when I work you don't get insecure and bite

'Cause I'll kill you, THIS IS MY CAREER AND LIFE

So, while you all excessively drink shots

Like you're not ready for detox

I'm a stay hot and pursue the success of my dream job

Like I'm possessed by a Greek God

To mess with the beat drops

But I'll be workin' on my terms

With personalized words

And real science

Whenever I feel like it I retreat to the lab to

Build Ironman suits to kill giants and you

Chorus:

He's so nice

Oh he's so nice

I'm so nice I drop the extra loot

Just to get my dog the expensive food (huh Rosa)

He's so nice

Oh he's so nice

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it