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Artist: Sandro Vasconcelos
Canonical path: /sandro-vasconcelos/o-xote-do-whatsapp
Related lyric paths: 6
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O Xote do WhatsApp
Read O Xote do WhatsApp lyrics by Sandro Vasconcelos on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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O Xote do WhatsApp
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Doca aprendeu a usar WhatsApp
Com o filho de Tadeu
Não queria ficar perdido
Com um chamado meu
Lia com os olhos fechados
E escrevia com o coração
A enxada e a chibanca
Deram ao estudo a prisão
Como vivia só
Depois da viuvez
Espalhou aos quatro cantos
Que perdeu a timidez
Até o Vei Tutu
Lá do Bairro da Cohab
Fala com os parentes
Usando WhatsApp
Terezinha de Filó
Interessada no viúvo
Logo fez uma chamada
Chegando em Triunfo
A noite revelou
A visão do inferno
Quando Doca se limpava
Dentro do banheiro
Na pressa para atender
A chamada de Terezinha
Ele segurou e puxou pra cima
A bolinha que tremia
O celular dele escorregou
E caiu no chão
E Terezinha, decepcionada
Desligou a ligação
Comadre
Já vi um cabra feio
Mas esse é desmantelado
Seu cabelo do quengo
Emenda com o da barba
Cobre os olhos e as orelhas
E, somente o nariz e as bochechas
São mostrados
Comadre
Já vi um cabra feio
Mas esse é desmantelado
Seu cabelo do quengo
Emenda com o da barba
Cobre os olhos e as orelhas
E, somente o nariz e as bochechas
São mostrados
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