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Artist: Santa Hates You
Canonical path: /santa-hates-you/god-is-hiding-under-my-bed
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God Is Hiding Under My Bed
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God Is Hiding Under My Bed
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Surprise, surprise!
The world's the darkest place
God killed all lullabies
For the prank that's human race
Surprise, surprise!
All falls apart till the last layer
You're gonna miss your last sunrise
God is not a team player
God is hiding, God is hiding,
God is hiding under my bed
... you might have thought that he was dead
But God is hiding under my bed...
One day the sun will stop being red
God is hiding under my bed
... do YOU wanna hide instead?
Surprise, surprise!
All your hopes were just on loan
There's no time left to be wise
God never answers his cell phone
Surprise, surprise!
We're dying butterflies
The sky will cheat on us today
'cause GOD himself forgot to pray
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