Sweet As Whole

Sometimes i can be perfectly sweet

Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve

And i’ll talk of

Ponies and rainbows and things

And i’m just who

You want me to be

Like most creatures down here on the ground

I’m composed of the elements moving around

But i grow and change

And i shift and i switch

And it turns out

I’m actually kind of a bitch

But that only happens

When i get provoked

By some piece of shit

Asshole we all sadly know

And i sit and i write

While reminding you all

That mean songs

Are still better than going postal

That guy’s an asshole

And that girl’s a bitch

Baby it’s natural

No getting away from it

So sing it out with me

And then let it go

Fuck that guy he’s just an asshole

And so i surprised you

With some of my words

And i know that surprises, while fine, still can hurt

Whatever.

I hate to think

I have ruined the day

You’re the dick and the queen of the high horse parade

But i’m sick and tired

Of your poisonous ways

You’re a toxin wasting

Perfectly good space

And i say what i think

‘cause it’s more economic

Than drugs or a drink

That guy’s an asshole

And that girl’s a bitch

Baby it’s natural

No getting away from it

So sing it out with me

And then let it go

Fuck that guy he’s just an asshole

And i won’t let him in

Under my skin

He’s a sad sack of shit

It’s pathetic

Just a festering sore

That will never be more than that

If i don’t let him

That guy’s an asshole and that girl’s a bitch

Baby it’s natural no getting away from it

So sing it out with me and then let it go

Fuck that guy he’s just an asshole